Today Frank got chased by a gas station worker in the street after he unknowingly plugged their toilet. The angry worker ordered him to go and unplug it. When Frank returned to go unplug it he expected a plunger, but this was not the case. There stood a lonely toilet brush. I won’t go into further detail. Then when Frank was finished and was walking out, the man insisted they go look at the toilet together to make sure it passed his final inspection. When the guy went into the bathroom Frank made a break for it and heard the gas station attendant shout after him. He, quite understandably, will never be returning to that gas station again.
Think…then speak March 10, 2008
Frank: (surfing the internet) “Hey…Don Cheadle died.”
Me: “What? Oh my God! Are you serious?!”
Frank: (with a confused look tries to quickly correct his mistake) “Uh, no, no…wait, Rob Schneider.”
Me: “What? Rob Schneider died? Oh my God!!”
Frank: “Ahh…um…no sorry it’s Roy Scheider…the Jaws guy.”
Me: “Where do you get Don Cheadle?”
